20 LOVE MESSAGES FOR WIFE

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You state, “I love you,” to your significant other consistently, yet is it offered with a similar profound inclination and force as it was the initial multiple times you?

While the expression “I love you” has a profound and significant reason, when it is said so regularly, it can start to lose its worth.

Perhaps it’s an ideal opportunity to offer some new and inventive love messages for your partner to show the amount he/she intends to you.

However, don’t trust that an extraordinary event will communicate these sentimental love messages to your better half.

My wife was hinting about what she

wanted for our

upcoming anniversary. She said, ?I want

something shiny

that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

seconds! ? I gifted her

a weighing scale.

When a man steals your wife

there is no better revenge than to let

him keep her.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.


The Best & most easy and Effective way to

remember ur wife?s birthday

is

.

.

.

.

2 forget it once.

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shootingher lover?

Santa:Your honour,

it?s easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.

A recently fired stock trader said ?

?This is worse than divorce?

I have lost everything

and

I still have my wife??

My wife and I

Were happy for 20 years.

Than we met.

Last night was my fault,

my wife asked,

?what?s on the Tv??

and ?.. I said, ?dust!?

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

Wife: Do you want dinner ?

Husband : sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails,kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with

other kidney.

LOVE IS LIFE

LIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS KNIFE

and

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means…Without Information Fighting

Evrytime!

Husband: Today is sunday &

I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Husband came home from office, saw

his wife with his friend in Bed. He

shoots his Friend.

Wife says.If u behave like dis, one day u

will lose all of your friends

Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter

of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your

handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem,no

matter is impossible, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see,how miraculous and

powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say

myself, ?What other problem Can there be

greater than this one?

I asked my wife,

?Where do you want to go for our

anniversary?

?It warned my heart to see her face melt in

sweet appreciation.

?Somewhere I haven?t been in a

long time!?

She said. So I suggested,

?How about the kitchen??

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

Wife: why have you been reading our

marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the

expiry date

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Olivia Chidiogo

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