You state, “I love you,” to your significant other consistently, yet is it offered with a similar profound inclination and force as it was the initial multiple times you?
While the expression “I love you” has a profound and significant reason, when it is said so regularly, it can start to lose its worth.
Perhaps it’s an ideal opportunity to offer some new and inventive love messages for your partner to show the amount he/she intends to you.
However, don’t trust that an extraordinary event will communicate these sentimental love messages to your better half.
My wife was hinting about what she
wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ?I want
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds! ? I gifted her
a weighing scale.
When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
The Best & most easy and Effective way to
remember ur wife?s birthday
2 forget it once.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
it?s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
A recently fired stock trader said ?
?This is worse than divorce?
I have lost everything
I still have my wife??
My wife and I
Were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
?what?s on the Tv??
and ?.. I said, ?dust!?
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: Do you want dinner ?
Husband : sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails,kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means…Without Information Fighting
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Husband came home from office, saw
his wife with his friend in Bed. He
shoots his Friend.
Wife says.If u behave like dis, one day u
will lose all of your friends
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem,no
matter is impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see,how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say
myself, ?What other problem Can there be
greater than this one?
I asked my wife,
?Where do you want to go for our
?It warned my heart to see her face melt in
?Somewhere I haven?t been in a
She said. So I suggested,
?How about the kitchen??
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Wife: why have you been reading our
marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the